Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards! 

If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.

This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.

*Please drink responsibly.

Specs

• 1.75" dia.
• Polished stainless steel medallion with functioning bottle opener
• Stainless steel suspension ring & brooch
• Tricolor ribbon