



Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.
Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.
This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.
We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.
Specs
- Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
- Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
- 90s style blocky fit
- Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
- Rib-Knit Crew Neck
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Double needle sleeves and hem
Original: $29.99
-65%$29.99
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Description
We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.
Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.
This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.
We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.
Specs
- Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
- Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
- 90s style blocky fit
- Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
- Rib-Knit Crew Neck
-
Double needle sleeves and hem

