British Hot Weather Sandals
How do you infiltrate your local Whole Foods? Usually you'd have to spend lots of money on expensive sandals like Brikenstocks, Keens or Tevas to blend in. Despite your capitalist heart, you're hamstrung with a sandals budget that matches North Korea's 1994-1998 food budget. Non-existent.
Thankfully, we can help you out. These surplus British sandals are all the great functionality of a $80+ pair of Tevas with none of the cost. All that savings can get you a Subaru full of organic free range granola from your favorite van-based marijuana hobby farmer. The rubberized soles and bakelite esque colored suede says that not only do you have great taste in guns, but you also have great taste in feet. (Wait wait wait let me redo that)
Features
- 3 Adjustable straps
- Rugged soles
- Premium suede
Condition
Sandals are in excellent condition, with only minor signs of use at most. Plenty of tread left on the outsole.
Original: $24.99
-65%$24.99
$8.75Product Information
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Description
How do you infiltrate your local Whole Foods? Usually you'd have to spend lots of money on expensive sandals like Brikenstocks, Keens or Tevas to blend in. Despite your capitalist heart, you're hamstrung with a sandals budget that matches North Korea's 1994-1998 food budget. Non-existent.
Thankfully, we can help you out. These surplus British sandals are all the great functionality of a $80+ pair of Tevas with none of the cost. All that savings can get you a Subaru full of organic free range granola from your favorite van-based marijuana hobby farmer. The rubberized soles and bakelite esque colored suede says that not only do you have great taste in guns, but you also have great taste in feet. (Wait wait wait let me redo that)
Features
- 3 Adjustable straps
- Rugged soles
- Premium suede
Condition
Sandals are in excellent condition, with only minor signs of use at most. Plenty of tread left on the outsole.
