Grill Master Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

IM A SIMPLE MAN... I JUST WANT TO MOW MY LAWN AND GRILL FOR GOD'S SAKE... YOU BETTER NOT BE USING CHARCOAL OUT THERE... IT RUINS THE FLAVOR...

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Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.